this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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