i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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