can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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