If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wish i was in the wii world.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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