we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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