Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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