North Korea, Best Korea!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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