belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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