Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I need you to use more vowels.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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