Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
A bitchslap is in order.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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