Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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