How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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