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they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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