The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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