We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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