the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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