THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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