ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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