I'm gonna have a badass scar
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.