love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"