Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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