We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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