As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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