There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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