Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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