We're like a lot better than the average bears
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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