he wants to bone in the snuggie
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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