im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I have fence marks all over my body
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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