Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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