You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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