I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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