There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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