He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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