I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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