I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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