I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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