Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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