I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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