So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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