Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
