I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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