This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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