Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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