yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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