He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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