so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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