its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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