Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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