I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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