I think i peed on brittanys purse
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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