so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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