Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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