these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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