It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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