Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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