What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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