Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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