Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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